Carrie: Are we going to get that tent out before we go home ? Might be useful for Instagram; at least it'll prove we were camping ?
Boris: OK, dear heart. Let's put it up over there by the sea.
Carrie: Are you sure that's our field ?
Boris: Who cares ? We can have a little campfire there, away from the house...
(That evening): Carrie: It's a bit flappy. Are you sure you've put it up right ?
Boris: Look, if you had to lift it over the fence....
Carrie: The sea looks the same here as it does from the house. Will the fire keep the midges away, or make them worse ?
(A baby wails via listening device) Boris: Wilf's hungry again. You go back, I'll have a doze here. Don't put that Gavin on the telly....
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