Friday, December 27, 2019

What are you doing New Year's Eve ?

I'm struggling to imagine our country's chosen leader, Boris Johnson, 55, (Eton and Balliol) discussing the relative merits of Versace v Onia when it comes to swimming trunks, with Count Nikolai Von Bismarck, 32 (Harrow and Parsons Paris School of Art and Design).

Or Carrie Symonds, 31 (Godolphin & Latymer and Warwick), swapping bikini bottoms with Kate Moss, 45 (Riddlesdown High School).

It would be useful to know what drew these power couples together for a New Year's holiday at the five-bedroom, three-pool, Oceanus villa on a hilltop in Mustique, overlooking Britannia Bay. It comes complete with 1 Butler, 1 Chef, 1 Housekeeper and 1 Gardener, and offers two 6-seater Kawasaki Mules and 1 Jeep for clients' use. There are six tvs with Netflix, so that Boris can imagine life without the BBC.  The private island has 756 resident staff, including a former British Army doctor who specialises in HIV and diabetes care.

Oceanus has a built-in Surround Audio System and I'm sure Boris and the Count will share their combined New Year's Eve playlist on Spotify.

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