1st Security Shepherd: "Tree's arrived, then".
2nd Security Shepherd: "Too big."
1st S.S. "Same as last year."
2nd S.S. "People might hide behind it. They could pull it over. Start small fires in the base. Steal the baubles. Bands playing for The One Show might get pine needles in their instruments".
1st S.S. "Blimey, Ezra, that's why you'll get on here. I'll re-write the risk register; you get the loppers".
Scene 2
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