Hit in the box

"I have two ornamental hedges at the front of my house, a circle box surrounded by a square box, while at the back stands two large square boxes surrounding lavender, white and orange lilies.

In pride of place at the rear of the garden stand two balls — hit hardest by the caterpillar."

Thus new-honoured former Beeboid Sir Robbie Gibb, giving Daily Mail readers his insight into the damage caused by the box tree moth - a story that's been around since 2008.  He's clearly bringing the No 10 art of re-announcing to popular journalism.  One only hopes his balls recover.