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Piers Morgan spent a long weekend in the UK, taking the sleeping pill Zoplicone, railing at England's cricketers and watching Arsenal v Everton. We know this from his tweets.

Home. #Blighty
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2013

So, as part of his continuing commitment to transparency with viewers, "Piers Morgan Live" on CNN last Friday night was actually a recording of an interview with Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church. This proved of interest to just 56,000 Americans aged between 25 and 54. More people were at the Emirates.