Ah, the sisterhood. Dear Vanessa Feltz laid into Nancy Dell'Olio's dancing ability, in her Express colum this week.
How, we wondered, could a woman who so evidently prides herself on her sexual allure be quite so leaden-footed? How has her seduction technique not been squashed and scuppered by her two left feet?
How did she manage to disrobe sensuously for Sven, Sir Trevor Nunn and her new chappie, reportedly a good 20 years her junior, without sending them paralytic with helpless laughter?
Self-proclaimed temptresses don’t need to be Darcey Bussell but they do need a sense of tempo and a touch of feline grace. Nancy is less graceful than Christopher Biggins as a pantomime dame.
Vanessa has previously offered sex tips in "Men Only" and her book "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples ? - I need them for the fruit salad !".
There are few videos of her dancing - this is from Radio 1 in Mallorca in 2008.
And she tried pole dancing in 2004. This was in the days before Inside Out got serious.
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