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Toilers at the BBC News Temple of Doom, W1, are expecting Gregg Wallace, complete with hair net and camera crew soon, for a new edition of Inside The Factory - News. 

For those of you who thought 'news' happened, and journalists reported it, think again. The problem at BBC News is that more 'news' is being extruded than can be placed on the shelves. To prevent this over-supply, a new committee of executives, including two members of News Board, is being set up, and will meet fortnightly, to determine which stories requiring any form of resource other than a live interview, can be covered. 

Note fortnightly. Every 14 days, these people will determine what's News and what's Not News. Such power.