Sunday, May 7, 2023

My coronation

The clear coronation winner was Penny Mordaunt, Keeper of the Giant Meat Thermometer of State, dressed as a cross between Senior Stewardess for defunct airline BMI Baby and an interplanetary leader from Space 1999.  Princess Anne came as something from HMS Pinafore. Prince Andrew was on wheels, under a set of robes developed from the Tales of Rubovia. Prince Harry came as the geezer at the wedding. The boy Louis is developing a terrific frown. 

Huw Edwards has morphed into John Motson; he's done his research, and he's going to use it. Cenotaph is from the Greek for 'empty tomb'.  The tv director eventually learned that long-head on shots of Chas and Cam through the glass front window of the Royal Carriage were useless. 

On Today, rude boy Amol Rajan approached the word 'homage' (for the first time ?) with the tones of an Islington film critic, as 'o-marge', creating a word picture of affectionate tribute acts and impressionists flocking to the Abbey. The rest stuck with 'ho-midge'. 

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