Spinning

The Downing Street briefing room got its first airing yesterday, and was revealed as a tribute to posh coffin makers everywhere. 

The oversize lids rested against the led-lit walls, and clearly come out when say, the room is needed for a Prime Ministerial birthday disco. 

The high-tech podiums don't have the slide-clickers used in more advanced societies, with Professor Whitty's huge brain unchallenged by a level of multi-skilling required of vicars, college lecturers, Radio 2 disc-jockeys and more. 

Meanwhile the room's regular DJ, Allegra Stratton, continues to practice in private, spinning platters for lobby journalists without cameras. She confected an interesting defence for the Prime Minister's personal conduct as London Mayor, in matters Arcuri. Boris, she said "does believe in the wider principles of integrity and honesty. He acts with integrity and is honest. I’ve said that he follows the Nolan principles when conducting himself in public life."

Is this like 'time on' and 'time off' in rugby union ?  

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/downing-street-defends-boris-honesty-and-integrity-after-affair-allegations-14326006/?ito=cbshare

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