Scene 1: Downing Street flat, 6pm Saturday.
"Ya boo Wales. Take that, Drakeford and bloody Gething, eh ?"
"Boo, dearest. Allegra's been on. Needs some lines for the Mail on Sunday piece".
"Leggy's a fine young thing, Caz, but she's no hack. Tell her I'll do it - absolutely bosh-ful of T-cells and endorphins at the mo. It'll only take a minute..."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8996881/We-just-throw-away-not-freedom-sight-writes-BORIS-JOHNSON.html
Scene 2: Downing Street flat, 9pm Saturday
"Boo - it's Leggy again. She says the Mail piece hasn't worked. She's drafted a letter".
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