(Phone FX)
Santa DG: Morning everyone. Strong weekend, right result on Strictly, loving the Dark Material thing. Any issues ?
Communications elf: The tree. One department bought it, another said it had to go, but they didn't mean chop it down. It's been chopped and shredded. Do we pay for another after the election ? Do we admit it ? There is no appealing line on this....
DG: This is awful. I'm passionate about trees. Was it already dead ?
Content elf: It was in a tub.
Radio & Education elf: Not good for the carbon footprint stuff.
Santa DG: We'll have to re-imagine it.
Policy elf: Re-imagine a tree ?
Strategy elf: More of less. A selection of much smaller trees, dotted around the piazza, no hiding place, all to be replanted in a field in, say, Salford, in the January Countryfile. By Matt Baker and the Strictly winners. Bring them back every year - until they get too big.
Santa DG: Brilliant. Now, Fran, did you get a chat with Cummings......?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment