Spillages

Mildly amused to learn that the Georgian house on Brunswick Park, Camberwell, currently attracting tv cameras, was a hostel for the homeless in the 1980s. This century, it was re-converted into four apartments, each boasting an integrated Smeg espresso machine (currently retailing at £1k+).  Espresso, red wine ?  The risk register for carpets and furniture must have been extensive.