Friday, July 27, 2018

Court drama

Ah, the elegant gavottes of the English civil courts.

Scene II: A badly-lit and steaming court in the modern-but-still-crusty Rolls Building

Mr Justice Mann: "Hello again. What do you want ?"

Gavin Millar, QC: "Yo, yo, Mann-dem, bro. Your remember that kicking you gave me about Sir Cliff, a couple of weeks ago ?"

Mr Justice Mann: "You mean the one I spent 90 days and 122 pages on ?"

Millar: "Correctimundo, old bean. Well, it's all wrong."

Mann: "You're having a larf, Gav. Next !"

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