Woebegone

...and now Garrison Keillor has been fired for offering a colleague at Minnesota Public Radio more companionship than a prairie home can apparently tolerate. He was trying to console her...

"I meant to pat her back after she told me about her unhappiness, and her shirt was open and my hand went up it about six inches. She recoiled. I apologized. I sent her an email of apology later and she replied that she had forgiven me and not to think about it. We were friends. We continued to be friendly right up until her lawyer called.”