Seriously

Two las with roots in the Wirral on stage at Broadcasting House this evening, on front of an invited audience. Not, sadly, Orchestral Manoeuvres in The Dark, nor Half Man Half Biscuit. Lord Birt and Lord Hall,

younger than all the Pythons, in conversation about 60 years of television news. Updates as soon as we get them - but so far, there's no sign of Arlene Phillips' choreography.