Pulpy on a matter

Searching for gossip on the Downing Street party, I came across an extraordinary site. Web-savvy readers may already know about it - it's called Executives News - and here's the headline that grabbed my attention.

Stars accumulate during No 10 for humanities bash

At first, I thought the spirit of Professor Stanley Unwin is alive and subbing somewhere. On reading further, I'm guessing that the whole site is automated, systematically lifting news reports from elsewhere, then attempting to avoid copyright issues by substituting odd words with synonyms from some dodgy database.

Here's another chunk for your perusal. Enjoy.

Those also invited to Downing Street enclosed BBC executive ubiquitous Tony Hall, ITV authority Michael Grade, Miramax Films trainer Harvey Weinstein and entertainment impresario Lord Lloyd Webber. 

Ms Bonham Carter declined to be drawn on a government’s record on a humanities when she was asked about a emanate as she entered No 10. The star of a King’s Speech and a Harry Potter franchise, among other films, pronounced she couldn’t consider of “anything intelligent” to contend and would “postpone” her answer. 

Lord Fellowes, a creator of Downtown Abbey – who is also a Conservative counterpart – pronounced he was looking brazen to a “good dinner” rather than deliberating politics. But pulpy on a matter, he pronounced a supervision had a improved record than a evident predecessors of enlivening film and TV prolongation in a UK by a support for taxation breaks.

Mr Cameron told a fabricated guest that a UK had always “punched good above a weight” in enlightenment and a arts. “We don’t have a healthy resources to opposition other nations though we’ve got a informative resources,” he said. “We’ve always had abounding seams of thought, creativity and skill to mine. So let’s solve to keep on heading a universe with a culture.”