Take the stairs

Reports coming in of an outbreak of sweating and hilarity in the BBC's multimedia newsroom at Broadcasting House (occasionally dubbed Dr Evil's Volcano News Lair). The sweating was from a bunch hacks stuck inside one of the glass lift boxes, which refused to budge or open on the lower ground floor for the best part of 15 minutes. The hilarity was from "colleagues" observing their plight - respect being one of the key BBC values. The incident, last night, didn't affect transmission from the adjacent glass box which contains Fiona Bruce, Huw Edwards, et al, and is not supposed to move.