Sunday, May 4, 2014

Importance

May will be a month for BBC Trust Director Nicholas Kroll to review the Kroll Faux Leather Lever Arch Archive, decide which papers to seal for life, and handover the Powdered Periwig of Performance Review to new incumbent Jon Zeff.

Mr Kroll will also be hoping for an end to the typing efforts of childish pranksters who have plagued his tenure with changes to his Wiki page. First to strike, in 2008, was one Philip Legover, who edited details to suggest that Mr Kroll was "189 and married with two children that he knows of". It continued...

"Cartoon baddy Nicholas Kroll is one of the most important men in broadcasting, and one of the least well known. He is devestatingly [sic] good looking."

Later that year, an unnamed contributor claimed that "Nicholas Kroll was born in Utah, America, is 54 years old, a Mormon, and married with nine children".

In 2009, one "GeorgeW" removed the assertion that he was one of the most important men in broadcasting; a tad premature, perhaps, but Wiki, if there are no more changes, will be right from June, at least.

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