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I love it when the Twittersphere offers positive alternatives to a BBC cut.

BBC plans: BBC3 axed; BBC4 becomes a touring puppet show presented by Uncle Alan Yentob; both Dimblebys merged into a single SuperDimbleby.
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) March 4, 2014

How To Save BBC £100m: Replace BBC3 with CCTV from a Wetherspoons. Replace all weathermen with pinecones. Sack Yentob.
— Mister Williams (@MisterWilliams) March 5, 2014

BBC Cuts Update: Alan Yentob To Be Digitised, Held As 3D Printer File Ready To Be Extruded In Case Jay-Z Pops Round.
— James Henry (@james_blue_cat) March 5, 2014