Woody Allen

News on how 5Live stalwart Peter Allen relaxes from the broadcasting hamster-wheel now he's on a four-day week (with Adrian Chiles covering the Drivetime crusty seat on Fridays); he can be found releasing the inner art of old bits of wood.  "I will often simply remove the rot then shape the dramatic structure which emerges." Wise words, which may influence Lord Hall's thinking on the BBC in 2014.

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