Shrinking violet

Dear reader, I promise not to overdo Strictly in this blog. However, we have consistently tracked the career of "the hardest-working woman in showbusiness", Vanessa Feltz, this morning officially announced as the first celebrity definitely signed for the 2013.

Here's some pictures of Vanessa throwing a fewing shapes. Twerking can't be far from Len Goodman's lips already. I suspect she'll get an Anglo partner.

I hope the Express get Nancy Dell'Olio to review her performance.

Vanessa is never knowingly under-branded on the streets of London, should perchance a photographer stray across her stately progress. This week she's been spotted carrying a plastic bag with the logo of Footvax, a treatment for footrot in sheep.