Determined

My weekend features two driven men just in their 50s. Eddie Izzard was sharped-suited with only discreet black leather heels at Wembley Arena. Via surreal thinking on Charles 1, The Kraken and dressage, more than 10,000 were well entertained, as opposed to many traipsing away from the stadium. I'd take a bet on Eddie getting to be Mayor of London; he's way funnier than Bepe Grillo.

Expect more sharp suits for David Moyes, as he moves up from £4m pa at Goodison Park, to £5m at Old Trafford. "Dithering Dave", Bill Kenwright used to call him - couldn't really decide what his best team was. He's just beginning to master that with a tiny squad; let's hope the multiple choices he'll have at United don't bring back the uncertainties. Moyes and Everton have been good for each other; time to cheer him on his way.