1st Assistant Head of Governance: "Busy day ?"
2nd Assistant Head of Governance: "Totally frantic, bruv, considering the top man's scuttled off to France. Had to present the shortlist for that impartiality review to Alison Hastings".
1st "Who made it ?"
2nd "Well I gave her Harry Hill, 'cos he seems to watch a lot of telly anyway, and maybe we could save money on all those surveys. Then Rod Liddle - he's got a humungous range of opinions, and they say he used to work here. And an old dude who produces Grumpy Old Men, Stuart Prebble, who apparently was a player once."
1st "And.... ?"
2nd "Well, she had her severe face on - you know, the one when Panorama goes smelly. Then she read that Prebble used to be a reporter with the Beeb in Newcastle, and it was all smiles and time for a little light shopping"
1st "Simples. Well done, you".
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