Running commentary

1000 verdict.  Huw good on political and ecclesiastic personalities, reasonable on architecture and history, below Raymond Baxter-standards on distinguishing between Guards'  bands, and poor on celebs, as you might expect.  Slow on Posh and Becks, missed Guy Ritchie, and late on Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, with no septum update. Over-using "all important".

1020. Fails to notice SamCam has no hat, but some form of hair jewellery.

1040. Director loses nerve over Eugenie and Beatrice shots, for Queen leaving Palace; then barely catches anything of bridesmaids and pages getting into cars at The Goring.  Will it be mended for the highlights ?

1048. Is it treason to mention the blue blanket over Her Majesty's knees ?  And the soldier opening the wrong door ?

1052. Come on Huw. It's a white dress with lace sleeves, a v neck.  And you don't know who the female photographer is, leaping in and out of the car ?

1104 Harry walking like Horst Bucholz as Chico in The Magnificent Seven.  Is anyone going to give names to the bridesmaids and pages ?  Or are they commoners ?

1129 Rutter uses "Template B" for "This isThe Day"

1150 Zara and Mike share chewing gum

1220 Harry playing with Mexican peasant children dressed as pages and bridesmaids in the carriage back to Palace.

1223 Lisa Campbell, editor of Broadcast, tweets "Not impressed with Huw Edwards. For God's sake lighten up. Everyone else is ecstatic"

1225 Huw now over-using "the moment they've all been waiting for".

1258 Now playing commentary bingo with Huw.  "Rich mix", "real sense", "surge".

1335 Huw says the crowd will call for a second appearance on the balcony. The crowd turns and heads home

1338 Huw ends with a whimper.  "Sense of" wins buzz word bingo.