Trouser trouble

The Times reports that BBC attention-seeker, sorry, training and development officer, Don King has written to the house mag Ariel complaining about the interaction of chairs and trousers at refurbished White City. “Are there others in White City squirming constantly in their chair, repeatedly rearranging their bits or standing up every few minutes to pull their jeans down ? It's a classic case of form over function. They make your jeans go right up your crotch.”