Staycationers

Expect a BBC release soon saying management expenses are Down Big Time. Claims for the first quarter of this financial year are now on the website, and there are no taxi bookings against Bal Samra's name, for the first time in recorded history.

There's very little foreign travel, too. Director of Content Charlotte Moore made it to LA in May, for less than a grand return, as did Fiona Campbell of News in July. Bob 'Yee-haw' Shennan managed a trip to Nashville for £1,261.45p in June, and seems to have booked another in November.

There seems to have been some techie do at the Potters Heron in Romsey in May. I'll let someone else do the adding up.