Monday, June 20, 2016

Ding dong

I feel for Jeremy Paxman, who apparently has to police this lot in C4's Final Debate, coming up on Wednesday. I've started filling in his crib sheet, presuming he can remember the Newsnight regulars.

Admiral Lord West (Labour sailor)
Alan Johnson MP
Alastair Campbell
Alex Salmond MP
Lord Dubs
Anthony Beevor
Billie JD Porter (Presenter of The Joy of Teen Sex)
Caroline Lucas MP
Chuka Umunna MP
Delia Smith (Football fan)
Frances O’Grady
Professor Germaine Greer
June Sarpong
Katy Brand (comedienne)
Lee McQueen (Apprentice winner)
Leslie Ash (actress)
Lord Heseltine
Michelle Gayle (Eastenders as was)
Nicola Horlick
Nish Kumar (Stand up)
PY Gerbeau (Millennium Dome)
Rick Astley (popular singer)
Lord (Richard) Rogers
Sam Delaney (impartial TalkRADIO host)
Sandie Shaw
Shazia Awan (Underwear entrepreneur)
Sheila Hancock (The Rag Trade)
Professor Simon Schama
Tyger Drew Honey (Outnumbered)
Yvette Cooper MP
Will Self

Clarke Carlisle (ex-footballer)
Michelle Dewberry (Apprentice)
Rick Edwards (C4 yoof presenter)
Sarah Sands (the only undecided newspaper ed)
Suzanne Moore

Professor Alan Sked
Allison Pearson
Ann Widdecombe (Strictly Come Dancing)
Chloe Goodman (Celebrity Big Brother)
Daniel Hannan MEP
Dreda Say Mitchell
Gillian McKeith (Poo-prodder)
Jacob Rees-Mogg MP
John Mann MP
Julia Hartley Brewer (impartial TalkRADIO host)
Louise Mensch
Lydia Bright (TOWIE)
Mike Read (dj and composer)
Nigel Farage MEP
Lord Lawson
Rear Admiral Roger Lane-Nott (submariner)
Selina Scott (preceed you at Breakfast Time)
Suzanne Evans
Theo Paphitis (Dragon)
Colonel Tim Collins
Tim Martin (Wetherspoons)
Toby Young
Ulrika Jonsson (former weathergirl and comic foil)
Captain Will Carver

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