Our continuing saga, with only slightly fewer Afsnits than Broen III, but nearly as many twists.
4: Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid
Piers Morgan was instantly made favourite for this year's competition, largely down to betting on himself, and helped by the organisers ruling that Susanna, a previous winner, was now a professional. And indeed, there were high hopes for the couple - if Susanna could gaze at Piers through three hours of live tv as if he were remotely attractive or had anything interesting to say, then a two minute dance ought to be a doddle.
Sadly, by Round Four, Piers' apparently intractable urge to dance Susanna's steps as well as his own finally broke through. Piers blamed Arsene Wenger, Lord Sugar and trainee choreographer Bill Turnbull. Susanna gazed adoringly, but recovery was not possible, in the eyes of both the judges and the audience figures.
Tomorrow: Rebekah Brooks and Lord Leveson