Dry clean only

After all today's very rough news for the BBC from the Government that-doesn't-really-want-to-conserve-anything-that-doesn't-make-them-or-their-chums-money, I was rather pleased that the not-so-nimble Culture Secretary got caught up in the F1 champagne squirting. Maybe he'd never seen it before.

Meanwhile it seems like the BBC is having a think as to what to say next, and when....