Monday, August 4, 2014

Special K

They must have had some live audience measurement system in the director's box for the closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games. The B-to-C list event - Des Clarke, tents, council vehicles, The Wessexes plus travel ads - had clearly hit some new low just after the 17th speech, or the folding of the coffin cover, when caption generators and commentators alike were told "Keep 'em watching for Kylie".

Another media organisation obsessed with the pulling power of K is the Daily Mail Online. Today's K-Index: 22 out of 107. 22 of the Mail's sidebar of shame items feature celebs with K in their names. No, I don't know who they are either...

Kate Moss (x 3)
Kaley Cuoco
Robert Kennedy Jr
Kourtney Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian
Kylie Minogue
Larry King
Kristin Scott Thomas
Russell Kane
Kirstie Alley
Michelle Keegan
Kerry Katona
Kylie Jenner
Kim Kardashian
Kate Waterhouse
Kristen Ritter
Kristen Bell
Kristen Davis
Mila Kunis
Kimberley Stewart

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