Scottish viewers bade farewell to Scotland 2016 last night, with the doors closing on McNewsnight after two and half years. The last item was a tasting of a longer-lasting brand, Buckfast Tonic Wine, on the grounds that the Devon-based Benedictine monks had made profits of £8.8m this year.
There is to be a new once-a-week show in the New Year, but we have to wait till after the holidays for details.
A bottle of Buckie is 15% alcohol, and contains 30mg of caffeine. Scottish nicknames include Commotion Lotion, Wreck the Hoose Juice, and Coatbridge Table Wine.