Marvellous. Sackloads of emails overnight with suggestions for Mr Whittingdale to put on the cover of his White Paper on BBC Charter Renewal. Here's a selection of the suitable-for-work efforts.
Broadcasting in Britain: Believe in Better
The BBC: Farewell to The Licence To Thrill
Ending 95 Years Of The BBC Because I Can
Whipping the BBC Into Shape: Serving Murdoch and Other Chums
Broadcasting in the 21st Century: Rebuilding the Central Office of Information
The Future of Broadcasting: I'm out most nights, but people tell me there's some good stuff on ITV4 and you all ought to give it a go
Keep them coming.