Me first

It's a 'thing', I know, but there is a certain sort of celebrity who complains on Twitter.

Hi @LauraAshleyUK my new table delivery only has three useable legs! Your customer care dept don't seem particularly interested...

— Kay Burley (@KayBurley) August 20, 2015

@VodafoneUKhelp Hello I'm having real problems with my mobile. Spoken to the Helpdesk but still not working. What are the next steps please

— Danny Cohen (@DannyCohen) August 18, 2015

I'm sure they'll let us know on Twitter how quickly their problems were solved.